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James Brian RiderNick Names; Freak, Rider, Slacker, Jamesy-poo
DOB; October 31, 1984
Birth Place; Des Moines, IA
Currently; Orlando, FL
Parents; Craig & Lauren Rider
Siblings; -none-
Status; Married; ![[info]](http://www.insanejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) sydney_rider Sydney Rider
Child(ren); Marcus Rider [8]
Career; Waiter at Norman's.
Personality Strengths; Loyal, Passionate, Resourceful, Observant, Dynamic.
Personality Weaknesses; Jealous, Obsessive, Suspicious, Manipulative, Unyielding
Biography
Coming into this world on Halloween is not as uncommon as most people assume. From costumes to horror films along with sugary-sweets, it's a wonder why more pregnant woman don't end up screaming bloody murder in the middle of a dance floor, their water breaking three weeks early and their soon to be precious little boy causing massive contractions. It's a wonder why more kids aren't born in the back of an ambulance, at the club, with their father throwing up into a trash-can cause he's as drunk as can be. And people wonder why James Rider is the way his is.
A trouble maker since his birth, James Rider is the perfect example of why young people with little ambition should not have a kid. From learning to walk only to get into everything, to learning to talk only to swear at everyone - James has been a bundle of energy that's out of hand all his life, leaving poor Craig and Lauren Rider a mess. At the age of 6 he was diagnosed with ADHD, which of course made sense since he never could sit still longer then five seconds. This of course would explain the next ten years of his life, him never behaving at school and always getting into fights. These actions lead to his rebellious teen years.
By the age of 13, James was smoking pot daily, already having sex, and skipping school. Dropping out by 15, James has pretty much been self reliant since then. Never one to listen to anyone besides his wife, Sydney Rider.
When it comes to his daily routine, James is easily predictable. Besides having his son every weekend, James works 30 hours a week at Norman's and sells pot on the side. He likes his relaxed life style, having no desire to work toward anything bigger. He enjoys going out partying and drinking whenever possible. He enjoys playing video games all night long and terrorizing his neighbors. James is just a bum, a slacker, and he wouldn't have it any other way.
Quick Facts
&! Was married on May 30, 2006 to Sydney. Though many assumed the wedding was because she might be pregnant, in truth James married her cause he couldn't get enough of her smile.
&! James first started smoking pot at the age of 13 with his best friend Blake. Since then, James can't get enough of the stuff and tends to spend a lot of money on it when he can.
&! James has cheated on Sydney a whole of ten times since they first started dating. Each time he has been extremely drunk and/or the two were about to break up. James regrets each and plans never to make that mistake again.
&! James received his GED when he was 16 after dropping out of high school. After that he went to Norman's and got a job as a bust boy. He has quit 30 times since then, but now is a waiter there.
&! When he was 10, James broke his leg by jumping off the top of his two story house on a bet. He received twenty bucks for the act along with a messed up knee for the rest of his life.
&! James has been to rehab for pot twice now. Once after he was caught high and driving. Second time after he was caught smoking pot behind 7-11.
&! Marcus Rider was born on August 8, 2001 to James' ex fling, __________. Though he loves his child, on a whole James would like nothing more then to kill his baby's mama.
&! James will eat pickles on nearly everything. He is obsessed with dill pickles and often can be found carrying a jar around with him.
&! James hates to fight. He hates people getting in his face and questioning him. However, with all that, when James has to fight, he doesn't lose. He will not stop hitting someone till either they are literately dead or he is. This is why people try to keep his anger under control.
&! James is the master at dry-wall plastering mostly due to his tendency to punch & kick huge holes into walls. This annoys his wife but he usually ignores her whining about his habit.
&! Grand Theft Auto is James' favorite game. He likes being most wanted with six stars. He mostly plays just to receive six stars.
&! 1978 Chevrolet Caprice Classic in sea-foam green is the car James has had for the last eight years. Needless to say he doesn't fuck around when it comes to his car. He keeps it always purring like a kitten.
&! James' dream job is to be a pharmacists. He knows they have access to the better drugs.
&! James is high about 75% of the time. He wakes up, has a smoke, gets ready and goes out to do his daily thing. Around lunch, he smokes again before going to work only to smoke on his breaks with the cook. When he gets out, he smokes on his way home before febreezing himself down, going into the house, and grinning innocently at his wife as if he did nothing at all.
&! James will not touch Vodka ever again. He will take shots of baccardi 151 all night but will never, ever, touch Vodka. He thinks it's gross, especially after he puked it up a couple years back.
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